Here are two very different ways to lift your mood if you
feel down. I can’t help wondering if these are the sorts of things that don’t
both work for most people. Is it one or the other or can it be both?
It started when I heard someone say that if they feel a bit
down they get out the Vim and a damp cloth and clean the plug sockets. Easy to
scoff, I thought, but who am I to say it won’t work? I've never tried it. So I took
the time to think it through:
- Feel down
- Find cloth
- Damp it
- Get Vim
- Re-damp cloth which has dried out while at shop buying the Vim
- Move furniture to get at plug sockets
- Search for chisel to chip off encrusted dirt
- Cause avalanche of tools (all non-chisels) from shed
- Opt for a knife instead
- Find another cloth as the first has been used by someone else to clean the dog’s feet
- Damp it
- Have a go at the plug sockets
- Blow all the fuses
- Sleep for 2 days
- Wake refreshed.
- It works!
Who am I kidding? I concede the ground on the tidy house
front. My house is not that tidy. But if I feel down, I take a walk outside and
mooch about the garden.
Even allowing for stray thoughts such as ‘that chair
must have been left out all night’, a few minutes contemplating the garden
beats plug sockets for me.
So is that the norm? Does the garden beat the plug sockets
or do most people find solace in both arenas?
Thanks, Penny. You made me laugh. Love your garden. One day, sometime during the next millennium, probably, mine might start to look less like a rampant jungle and provide a peaceful haven, too.
ReplyDeleteDon't waste precious time waiting. Just put up a 'Beware of lions' sign and enjoy it as is.
DeleteIs Vim still manufactured?? I, too, had a good laugh reading your post, thanks. Laughter is still the best medicine.
DeleteYour garden is like a wonderland, full of colour and nooks and crannies. Far far preferable to plug sockets. And, if you have to move the furniture to get at the sockets, nobody can see they need cleaning anyway! I have a friend who bemoans her uncleaned house, but which would you rather have on your headstone, "Her house was always clean and tidy" or "Her garden was a joy to behold" ?
ReplyDeleteWell said, April. Thanks for calling into the blog.
DeleteLinda, I've no idea. It's not the sort of thing that gets much mileage in our house.
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