Not that we had a clue on New Year’s Eve, awaiting the dawn
of 2020, that covid-19 was even a thing. No one knew at that stage, though
hindsight would show it to have been around since the autumn.
On New Year’s Eve our attention had been drawn to our
boiler.
At around 11.30 pm it had given up the ghost, refusing us either heat
or hot water. It was a cold night. We could see the pressure wasn’t right so we
did things with valves and pipes to get things back where they should be, but nothing
changed except that the night grew colder, and we realised we’d missed the
Magic Midnight Moment. Not exactly ‘missed’, we’d arrived in 2020 after all,
but failed to mark it.
It didn’t occur to us that the demise of one of the modern
world’s handy pieces of kit at an inopportune moment might become the theme for
the year.
Cue Covid-19 and Day One, Lockdown, and all our TV channels
disappeared.
Much resetting and checking of aerials, connections, wifi ... and the
box gave us grudging access to just two channels.
One was some kind of beginners’ TV – the place where
students go early in their career (very early, I would say) to learn how to
work a camera, how to present the news, how to make a documentary. It had a
certain shaky charm; the newsreader too low in the frame, who stared like a
rabbit in a spotlight while he read through his lines, clearly terrified of
linguistic traps; the documentaries were less fun, wobbly shots of cliffs,
beach and sea that never quite gave a satisfying panorama and were too often
cut through by the flapping close-up of a trousered leg.
When off-air to students, the channel turned itself over to live
shopping and those stilted duets between couples who can never get the gizmo to
work, and you find yourself wondering what would be the point even if they did.
The only other channel was a film channel. The first thing
it gave us was a posse of cowboys riding into a crowded town street, rows of
horses tethered to rails, every inch of road surface smooth and gleaming. Do
they starve the horses before these shots?
An inauspicious start but in fact, when things are done,
when we’re tired and want just to relax in front of the TV, we watch this film
channel. We’ve become reacquainted with Dean Martin,
Marilyn Munroe and Robert Mitchum.
As it turns out, a boiler can be repaired at New Year far
more easily than a dodgy TV during a pandemic so we’re stuck with our single
channel. Is it a problem? No, it’s really not. Gone is that checking through
120 channels in the vain hope of finding something worth watching, and we just
sit down to whatever film happens to be showing.
The other night we watched Sheila Delaney’s A Taste of Honey with a very young Dora Bryan and an even younger Rita Tushingham and recalled what a stir it had created at the time. In fact, when it first
emerged I was considered far too young to watch it at all. For an incredible
glimpse of the 1950s meeting the 1960s: out-with-the-old (the stiff and
starched young BBC reporter) and on-with-the-new (the late great Sheila Delaney)
take a look at this 2-minute clip.
Meanwhile, the books-to-be-read pile is going to start going
down and as it does, this blog will revert to book reviews.
Stay safe!
