It turned into an
amazing, busy event, exhausting and exhilarating all at the same time. We’d had
34 pieces in to critique and planned two mini tutorials. From there the event
blossomed with discussions and comments threads springing up everywhere. I
don’t know if there’s an official unit of measurement for Facebook events but
our final timeline was ENORMOUS. This is a summary with links
to most useful bits. Please browse. Please comment. The links here are mostly to Facebook and require you to be logged in to a Facebook account.
As luck would have it, writing coach Linda Acaster posted a review of the Writers’ Toolkit on Goodreads on the morning of day one, which was a great lead into the first tutorial because her review included the words, 'THE INSTRUCTIONS FOR PREPARING A TWO-SENTENCE PITCH ALONE WAS WORTH THE COST OF THE BOOK.' Thanks, Linda, that was perfect timing!
Some of the advice and
tips that popped up during the two days
Publishing donated £1 to the World Cancer Research Fund for every book bought during the launch. Thanks, FBP. You Rock!
The critiques and the
Each critique was posted
in two parts with people commenting on the work, the critique and on writing in
general. We worried beforehand about what we’d do if we had a completely dire
extract – we certainly didn’t want to castigate a fellow writer on a public
forum. However, we were determined to be both honest and constructive because
otherwise what would be the point? And we dodged that particular bullet because
everything we read had merit and potential. And some extracts were truly
outstanding. We shortlisted six. You can see them on the results link below.
I’m afraid you’ll have
to explore the timeline to get at all the critiques, but there
are a few links below. And what an ‘interesting’ slant that FB timeline gave to
the whole event! With people popping in and out from all over the world, early
posts were being liked or commented hours after first posting. And as soon as
someone commented, that post would shoot to the top of the timeline. It made
finding things incredibly difficult. I resorted to ctrl+f and searching for key
words, which is one of the reasons for this blog with its permalinks. I only
learnt about FB permalinks through doing this event.
An open poll was held
where people could vote for their favourite extract. In addition, Danuta Reah
and I (as the Writers’ Toolkit authors) drew up a shortlist of extracts we
thought the best and chose a winner from this list. The results were posted at the end of the launch.
time I was this close to a bird of prey was in 2010 when it made two attempts at breaking and entering. This time we just chanced upon what was probably
a kestrel (must get the bird book out) hunting down the lane. It posed on a
telegraph post, inviting a photo, then flew to the next post and struck another
pose. Very annoying that I ended up with two shots of an empty lane. Here's one of them:
Then I switched to video and tried again. More empty lane,
but just a fraction of a second of flapping wings as it dives out of range. Maybe I should stick to writing. Photos are not my thing.
number of people are there all set to join in a rousing chorus (the ones who
know the words, anyway), and someone decided to throw a spanner in the works.
That bit in
the middle, the pause where the music usually goes da-da-da-da: it’s there for
a reason. It’s for a large intake of breath so that the crowds teetering at the
cliff edge of ‘Send her victorious!’ know just when to launch themselves off
into it and can do so at maximum volume.
For some inexplicable
reason (does it breach some sponsorship deal?) that da-da-da-da has disappeared
for London 2012. It’s been replaced by a rather indeterminate dee-daa. All those
patriotic crowds, arms whirling as they balance themselves for the leap, are
overcome with indecision, casting panicked glances at their neighbours to see
who knows when to jump. What would normally be a razor-sharp blast of sound degenerates
into a series of mistimed mumbles, not managing to scramble back together much
some things that people just shouldn’t mess about with, they’re there for a
reason: steering wheels on cars, tails on dogs and that da-da-da-da in the
middle of the National Anthem.